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Couch Kush

hybrid
AliasCouch Kush OGBurnout Berry

Couch Kush is a name applied to three distinct products—a seed-grown autoflower, a branded vape cartridge, and a manufactured terpene blend—each offering a different genetic or chemical profile.

About Couch Kush

The name Couch Kush refers to three separate entities that share little beyond a common marketing theme of relaxation. The only version available as a seed-grown plant comes from Funky Beans, which markets it as an indica-leaning autoflower. The breeder provides conflicting lineage information for this cultivar, citing both Papaya x Triangle Kush and a combination of Citral #13, Ice #2, and Floridian OG Kush. This version is reported to have a peppery, citrus-forward profile and is described as creative and relaxing with an intense, couch-locking finish.

Other products using the name are not cultivars in the traditional sense. Select utilizes the name for a Legacy Series vape cartridge sourced from LA Kush Cake, resulting in a profile dominated by limonene, caryophyllene, and myrcene with earthy, gassy, piney, and herbal notes. Additionally, Abstrax Tech markets a manufactured terpene blend under the name Couch Kush, which features gassy OG notes and sweet dark berries. The aliases Couch Kush OG and Burnout Berry are associated with this terpene blend rather than the Funky Beans plant. While all three versions are marketed as providing a heavy, relaxing experience, they represent entirely different genetic or chemical compositions.

Plant characteristics

The Funky Beans autoflower phenotype is described as having a compact stature with a flowering window of approximately 7–9 weeks.